Josh: Hi. I’m Josh.
Me: Oh yeah, you’re my FNG. I’m Stephen.

—later—

Josh: Um… what did you call me when I came in? F… b…. l… ? I’ve been thinking about it for like twenty minutes.
Me: FNG
Josh: Haha, yeah, what does that mean?
Me: F!@#in’ New Guy
Josh: haha… oh…