Missy: Are you guys bi?
Ryan: [reply missed, but likely a no]
Missy: Steve? Are you bi?
Me: No. I’m one way or the other, not in the middle. Feel free to guess which one.
Missy: After what I just saw, I think you know which one I’m picking.
Me: Your opinion is your own, and your entitled to that.
Missy: Thank you.