Yes, I finally did one of these stupid tests and put it in my blog. I feel dirty.

The Keys to Your Heart

  • You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
  • In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven… the next moment hell.
  • You’d like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful… that you’ll never change.
  • You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
  • Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.
  • Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you’re tempted, you’d try hard not to do it.
  • You think of marriage pessimistically. You don’t think happy marriages exist anymore.
  • In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You’ll do anything for love, but you won’t fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Let’s do a run down of the different items: I’m attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free? Nah. I don’t even know anyone like that, and the few people I have known that I would assign those attributes to, well… They were spineless hippies, barely liked them.

In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven… the next moment hell. Just because it works out that way doesn’t mean I want it or like it. Interestingly enough, a little post I’ve been working on sort of thanks someone for something similar, but we’ll leave the reader to decide.

You’d like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful… that you’ll never change. Unquestionably true on the loyalty and faithfulness, if I’m in a dedicated relationship, I like to stay that way. If it’s over, it’s over, but cheating? Nah. Do I want that special someone to think I’ll never change? No. I change, it’s who I am. I want change, I crave it. I want that person to know know that I’ll change and I always want it to be for the better.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Chances are I would never start dating someone who was those things in reference to me. Cold-blooded and ruthless can be a turn on for me, but never in regards to me. I’m supposed to be something special, right?

Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love. Sure, who doesn’t?

Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you’re tempted, you’d try hard not to do it. There is no try. Only do. Or do not.

You think of marriage pessimistically. You don’t think happy marriages exist anymore. I disagree with this one, although I do have pessimistic ideals about marriage, I certainly do not believe that happy ones do not or cannot exist.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You’ll do anything for love, but you won’t fall for it easily. Nope. I’m a sucker.

Reasons that I liked this survey: All the questions involved animals. Reasons that I thought this survey was stupid: all the questions involved animals, and some how the test is supposed to determine who I am by that? pfff.